A West Virginia University dorm has caused such a ruckus and has gained a stirring reputation for being the 'too loud during sex' dorm. When we asked about the hall's history, one WVU senior told us, "Typical Dadisman." Things got so incredibly horny, that a sex noise notice was placed in the dormitory.
Please have quieter sex WVU students pic.twitter.com/V0IOaOTbit
— Jey Bag f Dnuts (@joeybagovdonuts) December 5, 2022
How loud does the sex have to be for an entire residential building to put up warning signs? Granted this is college, so yes we assume there was a ton of sex happening. But my god. That loud? We dug a bit deeper, and according to the university's tour video of Dadisman Hall, the building is full of double rooms. Two couples per room could conceivably get pretty loud.
Although the notice encourages safe sex, and even directs students to the front desk for condoms, after 9 pm it's quiet love-making only. Please use your softest inside voice while you're moaning and groaning.
I'm asking because I don't know. Is this prison? Because this sounds like prison. Students on Twitter obviously reacted to the absurd sign.
Of course this is from Dadisman https://t.co/006CKj4SWB
— Yung E (@MrShittenOnEm) November 8, 2021
And, “Thank you for you CORPORATION”
— Chris Edwards (@ChrisSaidWords) December 5, 2022
Makes a parent proud to write that tuition check.
— Jack Reidy (@jkmreidy) December 5, 2022
At the very least, it seems as though students are living up to West Virginia's state motto "W̶e̶t̶, Wild, and Wonderful." No word on if the warning signs have deterred residents from screaming infidelities or if Dadisman Hall remains the horniest dorm of all time.
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